I am sorry to say that I am forced to make a retraction, today: Paul is the candidate for the Toga ( no longer the People) party, not Ekta. This false information was supplied to me by the candidate, Paul. In an interview, he claimed that "It was not meant to misinform the media, only to create an illusion for the other party because the Toga party expects a smear campaign. Paul hoped to nip this in the bud.
The renamed Toga party crafted thier new identity as an acronym, standing for: TOGether we can Achieve. Perhaps a bit of a stretch, but it has "cutsey" appeal. They plan to wear togas for spirit.
The Surprise party has a "party animal" modeled after Blue of Blue's Clues. They jokingly discussed switching to communism.
All of this large scale flip flopping promted Mrs. Ladson to announce, "Well, now you need to focus."
Several notable quotes have emerged from the Toga party and thier intense fear of the media:
In an attempt to appease the press after purposfully supplying it with false information Ekta said, "Do you
want a picture of Bob Sagot, I met him this morning."
Ekta: I'm going to hack that website
Paul: What movie is it with the journalist, but the journalist gets killed?
The Surprise Party, described by Krupa as "moderate libertarians" spent most of the time discussing a biology test.
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
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